Indie.

You know, if you were to stumble upon this by chance...and you started reading this.

You'd be the biggest hipster around. I'll record a sound clip of myself screaming and you can claim I'm a musician (well, I do actually dabble in guitar, but that's besides the point).

Come on, twenty views on this blog...I'm like the messiah of the underground. Get on this.

You indie kid, you.

Individual? Therefore there must only be one of you, because you are an individual. So therefore I should gain one more fan.

Meaning I'd have a grand total of one fan. Not even I like my blog.